singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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