we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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