You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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