Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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