girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
tell me about the fingering
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