And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I came so hard my ears popped.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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