you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
