If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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