dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She's the barista slut.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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