And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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