Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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