hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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