Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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