even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You ate ashes out of my bong
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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