it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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