Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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