i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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