I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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