Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
