where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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