Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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