I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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