i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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