check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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