I love black thongs
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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