My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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