Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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