so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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