my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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