its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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