stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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