is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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