Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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