she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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