carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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