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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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