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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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