Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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