Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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