have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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