i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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