We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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