when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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