2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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