How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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