We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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