Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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