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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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