Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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