Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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