Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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