i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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