But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the day after is always just damage control
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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