he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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