It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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